lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

vegemiteash:

fucknharry:

ASHTON WHAT HTE FUCK 

is he trying to say he may break his dick
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amoying:

if u were a paper towel u’d be

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helyon:

Me as fuckin hell
opake-black:

oh god yes, exactly!!!